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PAIR OF BLUE AND GREEN 85 YEAR OLD JAMES BOND GIRL SELTZER BOTTLES..

$ 189.55

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  • Bottle Type: Seltzer
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  • Color: Clear
  • Condition: Used

    Description

    SOME PEOPLE ASPIRE TO SAVE THE WORLD. OTHERS ARE REASONABLY CONTENT TO JUST
    LIVE A JUST AND RIGHTEOUS LIFE, AND HOPEFULLY MAKE THE LIVES OF OTHERS BETTER ALONG THE WAY.
    MAKING PEACE WITH YOURSELF
    IS THE BEST GOAL YOU CAN ACHEIVE,
    BUT I DIDN’T ALWAYS FEEL THAT WAY.
    BACK IN 1964, THIS 12 YEAR OLD BOY WANTED TO BE JAMES BOND. MAYBE I WANTED TO SAVE THE  WORLD FROM GOLDFINGER…PROBABLY I JUST WANTED TO ROLL IN THE HAY WITH PUSSY GALORE.
    BUT LIFE DOES MOVE ON. SEAN CONNERY JUST TURNED 90, AND HONOR BLACKMAN JUST PASSED AWAY AT 94. AND THIS 12 YEAR OLD ADOLESCENT IS NOW 68, WHICH SEEMS A LOT OLDER THAN IT FEELS MOST OF THE TIME.
    OVER THE YEARS I’VE RUN IN TO SOME OF THE FORMER BOND GIRLS, AND OTHERS WHO WERE MY FANTASY WOMEN, BUT LIFE DOES MOVE ON.THEY ARE IN THEIR OWN WAY STILL BEAUTIFUL, BUT TIME HAS MOVED ON.
    OFFERED TODAY IS A PAIR OF INCREDIBLE 1930’S SELTZER BOTTLES WITH THE ORIGINAL 1940’S MAGNER’S OF CINCINATTI PAPER LABEL. THEY WERE A PART OF A TROVE OF SELTZER BOTTLES I HAD FOLLOWED FOR NEARLY 50 YEARS, TILL I FINALLY ACQUIRED THEM.
    FEATURED HOLDING THEM IS JILL ST. JOHN WHO IS NOW MARRIED TO ROBERT WAGNER, HENCE THE REASON THE BOTTLES  WERE SIGNED BY HER. SHE WAS OF COURSE THE BOND GIRL, TIFFANY CASE, IN THE JAMES BOND MOVIE “DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER”. I TOLD HER HOW I FOUND THE SCENE WHEN SHE WENT TO DISCOVER IF SEAN CONNERY WAS SOMEONE ELSE, BY GOING TO THE BEDROOM TO READ THE FINGERPRINTS FROM THE GLASS, USING ARCHAIC TECHNIQUES, TO BE  RETRO COOL, LIKE MY BOTTLES.OF COURSE JAMES BOND HAD CLEVERLY PLACED A MEMBRANE THIN THUMBPRINT OF PETER FRANKS, WHO WAS HER CONTACT,THAT SHE WOULD READ, TO CONFUSE HER.. AND WHEN PETER FRANKS SHOWED UP AND JAMES BOND CONFRONTED PETER FRANKS, AND ULTIMATELY KILLED HIM, HE PUT HIS WALLET AND ID ON THE MAN'S BODY AND TIFFANY CASE EXCLAIMED, "YOU JUST KILLED JAMES BOND", AND THEY FLED TOGETHER AFTER SHE REVEALED THE DIAMOND CHANDELLIER HIDING THE STASH OF DIAMONDS OVER THEIR HEAD..YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT STUFF..
    SINCE I FIRST LISTED THIS AUCTION SEAN CONNERY HAS SADLY PASSED AWAY. I HAD ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET HIM, BUT SOMEHOW IT NEVER HAPPENED. I DID HAVE A CHANCE TO INTERVIEW ROGER MOORE A FEW YEARS AGO FOR A MAGAZINE I WROTE FOR, BUT HE LIVED IN SWITZERLAND AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE MET HIM IN PERSON, SO MY EDITOR DID THE STORY. HE WAS MAGNIFICENT AS BOND AND WONDERFUL AS THE SAINT, BUT THERE COULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ANYONE BETTER THAN SEAN CONNERY.
    I HAVE ALSO INCLUDED A PICTURE OF ONE OF MY FORMER CUSTOMERS FROM THE DAYS HE WAS ON 30 ROCK WHO DID A MOVIE WITH SEAN CALLED HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER, AND I ENVIED HIM..WISH IS COULD REMEMBER LINES, MAYBE I'D HAVE BEEN AN ACTOR. I AM TRYING AT 68 TO BE A MALE MODEL, BUT THE ONLY JOB I WAS OFFERED AT MY AGE WAS AS A MAIL MODEL WORKING FOR THE POST OFFIC
    E.
    ALONGSIDE HER WAS STEFANIE POWERS WHO WAS NEVER A BOND GIRL, BUT SOMEONE I DEFINITELY HAD A CRUSH ON.SURE THERE WAS HEART TO HEART, BUT I REMEMBER HER AS A TEENAGE OPPOSITE JOHN WAYNE. IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT.
    THIS AUCTION IS FOR THE TWO BOTTLES PICTURED AND AUTOGRAPHED BY JILL ST. JOHN.
    ALSO PICTURED IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY FORMER DREAM GIRLS BARBARA EDEN, WHO IS NEARLY 90 , AND LOOKING GOOD, WITH MY REAL DREAM GIRL SELTZERLADY..THEY ARE GRANTING YOUR WISHES.
    I HOPE EVERYONE STAYS HEALTHY IN THESE CHALLENGING TIMES, AND A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY WOULDN’T HURT EITHER….LET'S BLINK ON IT.
    OUR BOTTLES ARE MEANT FOR DISPLAY.
    ALL AUCTIONS BELONG TO MY WIFE SELTZERLADY.
    I STILL DELIVER THE SELTZER AND WILL NEVER SELL ANY OF MY BOTTLES IF YOU SEE ME AROUND, BUT WILL TALK TO ALMOST ANYONE ABOUT THEM.
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    THESE ARE IN FABULOUS CONDITION CONSIDERING THEIR AGE AND THAT THEY'VE BEEN USED FOR GENERATIONS. WHEN YOU DELIVER THESE BOTTLES IN WOODEN CASES OF TEN WEIGHING 70 POUNDS THEY DO GET HANDLED ROUGHLY.
    AND THEY DO SHOW THEIR SIGNS OF AGE BUT THAT ONLY ADDS TO THEIR AUTHENTICITY AND DESIRABILITY..
    THESE BOTTLES HAVE BEEN CLEANED THOUGHLY BY MY WIFE AND THESE ARE HER AUCTIONS.
    THEY ARE MEANT FOR DISPLAY AND DECORATION..
    THESE ARE VINTAGE COLLECTIBLES AND WERE IN USE TILL RECENTLY..THEY ALL HAVE A LONG AND MAGNIFIENT HISTORY OF PLEASING MANY FOR GENERATIONS. THEY ARE TIME-WORN WHICH ONLY ADDS TO THEIR AUTHENTICITY AND SENSE OF CONTINUITY WITH THE PAST FOR THOSE WHO LOOK FOR THINGS THAT ARE MEANT TO BE USED FOR A MOMENT THEN DISPOSED OF JUST AS QUICKLY.
    THANK YOU.
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